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Jose Braule Ramirez, a 33-year-old man from the Houston area, seemingly overreacted to an incident that occurred last Tuesday, April 7. Ramirez was in a Waco, Tex. motel eating with a friend when, during the meal, the friend passed gas. The flatulence offended Ramirez to the point that he threw a knife at his friend, cutting him across his leg, and then went over and stabbed him in the chest.
Ramirez's friend sustained minor injuries and was rushed to a nearby hospital. Ramirez is charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, and his bail is set at $15,000.
A 19-year-old University of Colorado student required emergency assistance in March after spending all evening badgering fellow partygoers to hit him in the face. Finally, at 2 a.m., someone complied, resulting in a broken nose and massive bleeding.
[Colorado Daily (Boulder), 3-18-09]
A National City Bank in downtown Pittsburgh was broken into on March 7, inadvertently, when an intoxicated man accidentally tripped and crashed through the front window (narrowly avoiding decapitation).
[WPXI-TV (Pittsburgh), 3-7-09]
According to sheriff's reports, a man reported to Huntsville (Ala.) Hospital on Feb. 18 after having passed out drunk with an ex-girlfriend and waking up with a sewing needle in his urethra.
[The News Courier (Athens, Ala.), 2-21-09]
