The Wiener-Wielding Burglar of Fresno
Two farmworkers in Fresno got a rude awakening last Saturday when they awoke to a burglar in their home, but most disturbing was the manner in which the perp made himself known. Antonio Vasquez rubbed one man down with spices and beat the other in the face with an 8-inch sausage
before fleeing the scene. Police later found the suspect in a field wearing only a t-shirt and boxers. Unfortunately, the weapon used in the assault was eaten by the dog.
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